gm · bags still hatching · $EGGLEstill dumping? cool story. buying anyway.this is fine (and also a dip)I knew it (I did not know it)just another day with $EGGLEnests > charts · cope is a lifestyleHyperEVM gas ≠ Elysium gas. check BOTH nests.round bird. sharp entry. soft landing (maybe).NFA · DYOR · touch grass · then buy the dipEggle: professionally unhatched since foreverred candle? that’s just the sunrise, frenwen moon · currently: wen coffeeliquidity? emotional. depth? questionable.posted through it. bought through it. still here.my thesis is vibes and a thick outlinebridge first or cry later (gas fees edition)meme swap: jokes in, bags (allegedly) outCT tip: if it hurts, zoom out. if it pumps, screenshot.gm · bags still hatching · $EGGLEstill dumping? cool story. buying anyway.this is fine (and also a dip)I knew it (I did not know it)just another day with $EGGLEnests > charts · cope is a lifestyleHyperEVM gas ≠ Elysium gas. check BOTH nests.round bird. sharp entry. soft landing (maybe).NFA · DYOR · touch grass · then buy the dipEggle: professionally unhatched since foreverred candle? that’s just the sunrise, frenwen moon · currently: wen coffeeliquidity? emotional. depth? questionable.posted through it. bought through it. still here.my thesis is vibes and a thick outlinebridge first or cry later (gas fees edition)meme swap: jokes in, bags (allegedly) outCT tip: if it hurts, zoom out. if it pumps, screenshot.
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Series 01 · A Day on CT — comics + meme wall

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A Day on CT

flapping…
Wake: gm… oh no
Refresh: still dumping
Buy: buying the dip like a genius
Cope: this is fine
Pump: I knew it
Tweet: just another day with $EGGLE
07:00 · #01 Wake

“gm… oh no”

Nest alarm. Red candle. Existential dread. Classic CT morning routine.

Series 01 · scroll the strip

A Day on CT — full comic

Six fat panels. One round eagle. Infinite cope. Snap-scroll Eggle's crypto Twitter diary — Pepe outlines, thick borders, zero dignity, maximum retweet energy.

wake → refresh → buy → cope → pump → tweet
07:00#01 Wake
Wake: gm… oh no

“gm… oh no”

Nest alarm. Red candle. Existential dread. Classic CT morning routine.

07:05#02 Refresh
Refresh: still dumping

“still dumping”

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Peer-reviewed cope methodology.

07:12#03 Buy
Buy: buying the dip like a genius

“buying the dip like a genius”

One tap on boxa. Future you will thank present you — or quote-tweet roast them.

12:00#04 Cope
Cope: this is fine

“this is fine”

Coffee. Fire. Portfolio. All three are warm. Totally fine. Stop asking.

18:00#05 Pump
Pump: I knew it

“I knew it”

Green candle. Sunglasses on. Revisionist history fully engaged.

23:59#06 Tweet
Tweet: just another day with $EGGLE

“just another day with $EGGLE”

Post the bag. Retweet the cope. Sleep in the nest. Repeat forever.

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buying the dip like a genius
“buying the dip like a genius”
this is fine (portfolio edition)
“this is fine (portfolio edition)”
I knew it — sunglasses protocol
“I knew it — sunglasses protocol”
just another day with $EGGLE
“just another day with $EGGLE”
thick outline, soft brain
“thick outline, soft brain”
full-bleed nest energy
“full-bleed nest energy”
two nests · one ticker · zero dignity
“two nests · one ticker · zero dignity”
meme swap: jokes in, bags out
“meme swap: jokes in, bags out”
wen moon · currently: wen coffee
“wen moon · currently: wen coffee”